Monday, January 29, 2018

Quality in Medicine and Missile Detection



Hawaii under attack! Incoming missiles! People ran here and there. Representative Tulsi Gabbard, always a bastion of sober consideration, gathered her family in the bathroom. On Maui, Peter Shenkin slept, thinking it wasn't worth getting up for. His partner in gym ownership, Logan, out golfing when his party was flagged back to the clubhouse, objected. “It's probably an error,” quoth Logan, “and if it's not and we're going to be incinerated, at least let's see if we can get a few more holes in.” Golfers are rarely dissuaded from their chosen path.

In the end, of course, it was an error, the origin of which was depicted this way: one employee going off duty was presented on the computer screen with the choice of two buttons, one saying no attack and one saying yes attack. He chose the wrong one and the debacle unfolded. Understandable calls for his head have been unavailing – Pete says that in Hawaii, everyone is someone else's cousin and can be called a “good guy” – and according to the Honolulu Star-Advertiser, he has not been cooperating with the investigation. We'll see what happens.

Aside from the insight this event affords to the quality of Hawaiian governmental organization – one of the states where implementation of an Obamacare insurance exchange collapsed ignominiously to the surprise of few – it reminds me of my experience in running a pediatric practice. All practices are faced with the problem of how to maintain and improve quality. How can we do what we are supposed to do, what we want to do, what we need to do? How can we make sure all our prevention is done completely and correctly, how can we make sure our patients receive excellent customer service, how can we be sure we diagnose correctly, follow up correctly, remember everything we need to remember? It's a challenge not altogether different from the one that faced Hawaiian Civil Defense, at which they failed so miserably.

When you come down to it, there are two basic ways to deliver high quality and reliability. One we can call Professional Enhancement (PE). PE aims to improve the knowledge, skill, and motivation of the employee or the clinician. The other one we can call Systematic Reengineering (SR), where the focus is not on the individual but rather on the system. PE aims to put things into the brain of the individual. SR aims to put things into Standard Operating Procedures, which are outside the individual brain, but exist instead on routines, on paper, or in a computer.

In medicine, clinicians tend to think in terms of PE. We are all used to this, because this is what we were exposed to in all our years of schooling and clinical training. Remember this, there will be a test! Don't forget to put this in your differential diagnosis! Did you check to make sure the referral was completed? They are all over us, and we come to think we should be all over ourselves as we move into practice. That is our SOP – remember! It's not bad training per se, but it's incomplete.

Students of organizations take another tack. While they are aware of the requirements of knowledge, intelligence, and mindfulness of individuals in organizations, they tend to think not primarily in terms of PE, but rather in terms of SR. (Or sometimes not so aware, as this from W. Edwards Deming: “Ranking (of personnel) is a farce. Apparent performance is mostly attributable to the system that the individual works in, not to the individual himself.”i) SR comes from the context of QI in industry, where establishing regular procedures decreases variability, with the mantra “do-it-once-do-it-right.” The SR approach finds recurrent stereotypic situations within medicine’s endless complexity that can be choreographed for standard execution with low variation, and hence higher quality. SR introduces changes in how the system operates by introducing such elements as care plans, flow sheets, forms, and reminders, all of which could now theoretically be made so much easier with Electronic Medical Records. (In practice, of course, EMRs being the oft-reviled cumbersome obstacles that are best avoided, not so much – but I'm sure that's temporary. Pretty sure.) The goal of SR is for the clinical team to operate ensconced in a system where the easiest thing to do is also the right thing to do.

Those familiar with the work of Danny Kahneman will recognize the similarity of the distinction of PE and SR to his difference of thinking fast and thinking slow.ii If you do something routinely, it becomes a reflex and you don't have to think very hard about it, you just do it automatically and it's the right thing to do. As a matter of fact, thinking about it can lead to a problem which in sports is called, somewhat inelegantly, “the yips.”iii Having a behavior embedded in a system within an organization is the equivalent of thinking habitually, and therefore fast. When you have to cogitate about what the right thing is to do, when you have to search your memory bank, when there is nothing in the system to guide you and no button to push or menu to bring up, that's the equivalent of thinking slow, and is prone to error.

The key to management and organizational analysis is to realize that both approaches are applicable depending on the situation. For many situations – perhaps for all situations where one can think of a good system – SR is best. Clearly, for instance, narcotics control is better handled by a computerized check-in-check-out system than by education on the harms of addiction. In our own practice we approached the complex question of asthma, where I was bedeviled by clinicians opining “well, what I like to do is....” Instead of the extreme PE approach leading to everyone's taking his or own special path, we tried to have standard approaches, where one check mark led to a bevy of actions that were SOP for standard asthmatics. One check mark led to doing the right thing at the right time every time – at least for those who accepted the system. Docs are a tough crowd.

Some say that SR is inevitably superioriv, but it seems to me that this would be true primarily for stereotypic situations – immunizations, for instance. PE needs to be the primary approach of choice for human relations, complex diagnoses, unique situations, and judgments as members of adaptive organizations. Empathy is better achieved by education and reinforcement than by signs on the wall saying “We Care.” As clinicians we understand very well the non-SR behaviors of being reflective, seeking the hidden meaning behind patient visits, and continually trying to detect disease early from small clues.v Clinicians remember when a stray piece of medical knowledge led to a clever diagnosis, or when even in the midst of a busy schedule they were patient with a patient and then made an important diagnosis. We recall the meaning we bring to some patients’ lives, and vice-versa. This is the core of traditional medical quality. Silicon Valley has a lot to add to medicine – a lot! – but the day is far off when these qualities will be replaced.

To be practical, if you are involved in managing an organization, when faced with a quality issue, the first question to ask is often, can we put this into a systematic routine? If so, that's the way to go, with the usual problems of implementation, including operator acceptance and understanding. Sometimes, however, as with empathy, the solution will not be SR, but rather PE. And likewise, if you look hard enough, I think that very often the solutions will be a mixture. If your problem is friendly reception at the front desk, part of the solution will be education and practice on how to be friendly, and some of the solution will be rewriting the job description and finding good ways of measurement and feedback. Most times, it seems that an artful mix is required.

Which brings us back to the missile attack. What if this error had been made in a hospital? My friend Paul Levy, former CEO of Beth Israel Deaconess Hospital in Boston, is fond of recounting his intelligent approach to error. If a nurse makes a dosing error, for instance, and he or she is called in to recount the circumstances in the process of seeking the root cause of the error, he likes to ask: “Did you intend to do what you did?” It would be unusual for the answer to be “Yes.” His inference, then, is that most often one should seek the error in the system that led the nurse to give the wrong dose. It can be something as simple as two vials of different strengths that look virtually the same sitting side by side in the refrigerator, leaving it to the nurse to make a difficult distinction as to which is which. Fair enough – systems problem. Amazon, King of Systems, fixes this by storing similar looking items at a distance from one another. I often differ with Paul, however, in leaving it at that and exonerating the perpetrator. Yes, it is expected that people will make mistakes, but it is also fair to ask how often that particular person has made mistakes, whether sloppiness in endemic to that person, whether mis-assignments are habitually made by that supervisor, etc. To me, it's always a mix.

So if the non-cooperating nuclear missile attack declarer was confused by similar looking buttons sitting side by side – basically, an attractive nuisance – that's a systems problem. If there is no second check necessary in sending out the attack notice, that's a systems problem. If there is no way to expeditiously correct an error in something less than the 38 minutes it took in Hawaii while Tulsi Gabbard was cowering in her bathroom, when the governor knew within 2 minutes that it was an error but couldn't tweet out a correction because he forgot his Twitter password, that's a systems problem (not to mention a Governor problem.)vi Instead of calling for the head of the careless employee, it's the head of the system designer that should be called for. Differing with Paul, I'm always looking for incompetence, and in this case the probability that the job was awarded to someone with a connection, this being Hawaii.

Or, if the employee, despite his inevitably being somebody's protected cousin, if he continues to be uncooperative, it's entirely possible that he could suffer not from the original act, but because of obstruction of justice. Yes, it's a system, but in the end, systems are manned by people, and everyone has to take responsibility.

It will be interesting to see what happens, especially as the one-term Governor is being challenged. It will be interesting to see if anyone is implicated, and if anyone suffers anything, and if an “A team” is brought in to fix the system, à la Obamacare, and if people then wonder why there wasn't an A Team in the first instance.

But in the end it was only the public who suffered. And poor Tulsi in the bathroom. No heads will likely roll, cousins will keep their jobs, and another contract will be let to a putative A Team, headed by someone else's cousin. Hawaii....

Budd Shenkin

iDeming WE, The New Economics for Industry, Government, and Education. 1994, MIT Press, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
ivShojania KG, and Grimshaw JM. Evidence-Based Quality Improvement: The State of the Science. Health Affairs 2005; 24:138-150.
vMiller WL, McDaniel RR, Jr., Crabtree BF, et al., Practice Jazz: Understanding Variation in Family Practices Using Complexity Science. J of Family Practice 2001; 50: 872-878.

Monday, January 22, 2018

The Candidate's Creed: Decency, Humaneness, and Fairness


Why can't we have a government that is decent, humane, and fair? There are other things the government needs to be – strong, intelligent, protective, to name just three – but if you and your government are not decent, humane, and fair, all the rest will not matter.

What is it to be decent? Decent people and decent governments are respectful of others. They do not bully, they do not belittle, they respect truth, they respect the beliefs of others, they seek goodwill in themselves and in others. They are not perfect, but they try to be better, and they seek the better angels in themselves and in others. They do not put themselves first in line, they sacrifice for the good of others. They contribute their fair share, and more when they can. They seek to do what's right because it is right, not because of what they hope to gain from it. They understand their limitations. They applaud the strengths of others.

What is it to be humane? We are all on this earth together at the same time; others have come before us and given us much; others will succeed us as we pass on our land and air and water and civilization to them, along with the knowledge and beliefs that we think worthy of being passed on. While we are here, living together, some will be happy while others grieve; later on, the grieving will recover and the happy will be afflicted. It is never equal, and happiness and grief come from different sources – health, wealth, the joys of living the good life. Helping others to succeed, helping others to find meaning in their work, helping others to be happy and healthy and productive, not holding others to standards that are unreasonable and that we ourselves would not want to be held to, understanding the different circumstances and capacities of others and allowing for both weaknesses and strengths – these are the standards of being humane that both governments and people need to aspire to.

What is it to be fair? The Golden Rule is not the property of any one religion, the Golden Rule is the property of all of mankind. Indeed, it is the property of more than mankind. Chimpanzees understand unfairness when they see it; they spit at the handlers who favor one chimp over another; and the favored chimp seeks to redress the balance in favor of the chimp afflicted with unfairness. Can people and their governments do any less than chimpanzees, or must the extra capacities of our brains be used to accentuate and perpetuate unfairness? Unfairness is heaping more privilege on the privileged, erecting rules that perpetuate advantage, rather than redressing it. Unfairness is also not allowing those who have worked hard and produced excellence to benefit from the fruits of their efforts and abilities, whether they are at the bottom or the top of the ladder. Unfairness is denying the basic democratic rights, the basic human rights of participating and voting in an equal manner. Fairness is inclusiveness; unfairness is divisiveness.

So I stand before you today to say that, although we are all beset by human frailties, of inabilities to distinguish the good and the true, of cloudiness of vision, nonetheless, despite these frailties, I declare that as your representative, I will be just that – your representative. And as such, I will seek to represent the best that is in you and in us. I will seek to improve our government's actions to be be more decent, more humane, and more fair than it has ever been. That will be my goal.

Now, on each issue honest people will differ on what is decent, humane, and fair. That is normal. But what is not normal is for Americans to declare that decency is passé, that humaneness can be abandoned, and that fairness means acceding to the power of bullies with money. Today's politics are not normal and are indeed dangerous, because we see all around us those who would deny those basic virtues. It is sad to think, but instead of assuming that these virtues are respected – virtues we sometimes call “norms” – today it is necessary to stand up, to state those virtues distinctly, and to insist that they be observed and respected. It is sad to think that this is necessary, but it is, it just is.

So I stand before you as the candidate who will state and restate the necessity of being decent, humane, and fair, and who will try my hardest to identify in each issue what is the more decent, most humane, and fairest solution, and who will fight my hardest to make the government take that course. Others will differ in their solutions; that's politics, that's being human. And if they can make the case that their solution is decent, humane, and fair, then we will listen to them and strive to reach an understanding.

But, if they say that decency is unnecessary, that humaneness is profligate softness, that fairness means prostrating ourselves before the rich and the powerful, then I say we will not listen to them. Those are the voices of perdition, the voices of destruction of the individual and the spirit, as well as the state. We will not listen and compromise with the voices of destruction. Instead, we will fight to the end to uphold our belief in what is well known (if now a cliché) as our “core values.”

We will not allow ourselves to be debased below even the level of primates with smaller brains. Instead, we will use our brains and our hearts and our spirits to support the vision of good men and women from the generations who came before us, and to add our modest contribution to those who will come after, and we will reaffirm with vigor and strength that decency, humaneness, and fairness shall not be diminished, but instead will be reinvigorated, that we shall withstand this test and emerge even stronger than before, proving that our vision of the good life for all of us will remain intact.

I thank you for your attention, and I ask for your support.

Budd Shenkin

Saturday, January 6, 2018

The Fairness Gene and Political Strategy


“Not fair!” rings the cry of the sibling assigned to wash the dishes that day. In a family of legal disputants, claims and evidence are mounted. In a liberal and controversy-avoiding household, tasks can then be rearranged. “Not fair!” is a ringing call to arms that everyone can understand, at least in a liberal household. They say that in conservative households “respect and obey” rings louder. Maybe. I never lived in that kind of household, and we never voted Republican. Although my father said he voted for Eisenhower the second time around. Maybe he was making good money by then.

Anyway, it turns out that you don't have to have words to believe in the cogency of “not fair!” Primates do it, wolves do it, even fish do it. http://science.sciencemag.org/content/346/6207/1251776. If you are a social and cooperative animal, you evolve to have a sense of fairness.


What kind of country is Iran? It is a kleptocracy, he says. Sounds right to me. How to approach it, how to help the oppressed people? Give them the facts on the kleptocracy, who is taking what. I read elsewhere that what set off the demonstrations was Rohani's publishing the budget, so that it became clear who was getting what. Nothing like the facts of a kleptocracy to kindle “not fair!” at least in a society that has not bred out the fairness gene. Seems to me that in some societies “respect and obey” might take precedence in a significant sector – see, Russia. But what Stephens says makes sense to me – just the facts, ma'am. Let the fairness gene take over.

Which is pretty much my advice for Democratic candidates, too. You can make fun of Trump, that's always a kick, and the Trump Crime Family, where competition for dullest of the dull is fierce. Snark. Can't resist. But I should, and so should the Dems. Mocking can come back to bite you. Better to use the fairness gene.

The Republicans are not being fair. They are taking all the money for themselves. Just prove it, and let the voters make their decisions. Pictures – posters – over and over again of the fat cats and what they are taking away by virtue of the Tax Kleptocracy Bill.

Follow the theme with a little variety. They are taking the environment away from the people and using it for themselves, to make money. Poster child, Ryan Zinke. Really, let's have posters. His slogan, “It's (a) mine!” Picture of shrunken national monument and superimposed mining equipment, Zinke in private jet buzzing the monument.

Picture of elfin Jeff Sessions pulling a reefer out of someone's mouth, “I'll take that!” Yes, he will, he certainly will.

Picture of ICE throwing a mother out of the country with caption, “This land is my land!” with crying Woody Guthrie on the side. “Mine!” The cry of two year olds!

So, that's my election strategy advice. Attribute to Republicans the slogan: “THIS LAND IS MY LAND AND YOU CAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!”

Works for me.

Budd Shenkin

Monday, December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas


I had an aberrant reaction the other day.

Friday night at about 10 PM I got a text from our neighbor, Paula. She said to call her if I was up, which I was, and which I did. Paula had found the remnants of two packages, one a Honey Baked Ham that Ann had ordered for the holidays, and one an Amazon package. The contents of each were long gone. Then in the morning I found on our doorstep the remnants of another Amazon package addressed to our son Peter, placed there by our neighbor Cinda, who had found it up the street while walking her dog. The doorway package thieves had hit our neighborhood, or at least our house.

Everyone feels violated by thievery, and so did I. What didn't happen to me, interestingly, was that I didn't feel angry, at least not much. Sad, yes. But then, I thought, it wasn't much. I talked to Ann, who was in the city overnight with daughter Sara and granddaughter Lola at their annual Girls Night Out, celebrated by Lola annually by telling me, “You can't come, Baba, because you're a boy!” Ann was upset because part of her plan for the holiday was having ham available, which signifies something about Christmas to her. I told her I could drive down to Costco and get a spiral sliced ham that we had ogled last week. She told me that she would hate for me to have to do that, but I told her I'd be happy to do it, because who would be at Costco three days before Christmas, anyway?

So off I went to Costco. There was very little traffic but of course that changed as I drew closer. Luckily, I was able to be in the faster left lane up the off ramp which others apparently didn't know was a “right turn OK” lane, and then was able to stay in the left lane until the very end in the approach to the entrance and move to the right at the end with huge holes in traffic in the right lane– amateurs driving! – and then had to find a parking space in front of the convenience store by the Shell station, but there was an open space right there. Located spiral sliced ham – they had moved it from last time, which is what Costco does – and grabbed some baguettes, some sandwich meats and sandwich rolls and pumpkin pie and bottle of wine and shrimp and wrap sandwiches God forbid we should go hungry – and approached to check out counters with six people deep until the attendant waived us over to the lesser used lanes where I was second in line to someone with really minimal goods to check and VOILÁ – out the door! God was smiling, fast trip to Costco three days out? Come on!

Back to the car, saw other carts abandoned here and there but I was a good boy and took mine back to a station. Pulled out of my space and saw the exit lane jammed with little movement. And then I saw myself doing something Christmasy – coming down the opposite lane and contending with me for the next spot in line was a white SUV with a family, two adults and two children – and instead of taking the space, I waved them in in front of me. Here I was, recently aggrieved by theft, but blessed by express lanes one after the other, finding lots of food to offer family, and I was responding by passing on the beneficence.

And I noted what I was thinking. I was thinking how lucky we are that the theft of food and presents really doesn't mean anything to us. I remembered the stories of people who remembered that when they were kids their mother took them downtown to look at the store windows but who didn't get presents because they couldn't afford them. I remembered that there is a big difference between those who have enough and those who don't, but a small difference between those who have enough and those who have more than enough. Am I going to get upset because some blighted souls afflicted us? If I did, I should feel ashamed of myself.

But no need to feel ashamed. Instead of being aggrieved, I was feeling lucky and fortunate. That's strange, but welcome. Me, a sunny guy? Me? Mature? Wow.

It must be sneaking up on me.

Merry Christmas!

Budd Shenkin

Saturday, December 16, 2017

On Conveying Our Truths


When most of your tomorrows are behind you, making sense of your life becomes more desperate. How to convey what you don't quite understand? Not in reduction, not in deduction, certainly not in subduction, but in their opposites: compilation and induction and unearthing, as conveyed by suggestion, implication, and innuendo; as observed by glimpses askance and the elevation of partial truths that may imply other partial truths, all we can catch with our wavering eyes.

What evanescent specks we are, we know; how much we have simply borrowed from others, we suspect. But even if we have rediscovered truths and simply applied them to new circumstances, they are ours, and we can convey them truthfully and righteously and with the conviction of having lived it, and we can only hope that others will make them theirs as well.

Budd Shenkin

Tuesday, December 12, 2017

CVS-Aetna Merger and Retail Based Clinics


CVS-Aetna merger, will it happen? Probably, because the FTC and Justice Department no longer worry much about size, although it's possible that their rejection of the Time-Warner/ATT merger might portend a changed view, or it might be only an evanescent political transaction. Whatever.

If it does happen, one of the effects could well be further expansion of Retail Based Clinics. I have an economist friend who thinks this could be good: more competition favoring increased access and efficiency. I take a different view. I think RBC's decrease quality inexorably. I wish I could move the American Academy of Pediatrics to take a robust view here and protect America's children from bad medical care, but no can do, have tried. Can't move that bureaucracy.

See my prior post on RBC's, and why they are a very poor idea –

So I'm reduced to posting, here on my blog, and on the Section on Administration and Practice Management listserve, albeit this comes with the feeling of pissing into the ocean. Ahh, well, life in the big city.

But I have to say, posting on the listserve has its rewards, not only in the relief of getting something off my chest, but then provoking learned and amusing rejoinders. For the edification of my readers, here are three trenchant comments that boldly foresee the potential results of this merger and RBC expansion.

1. All Aetna patients will have lower drug co-pays...but only if the prescriptions are filled at CVS.
2. Aetna patients will have $0.00 co-pays for all Minute Clinic visits, plus they receive a $10.00 coupon to use at CVS...but only that same day.
3. Aetna patients are welcome to the Minute Clinic for all their Immunizations without those annoying annual well exams. 
4. No appointment? No problem! No wait Sports Clearance exams. In and out in 10 minutes guaranteed or we give you a $10.00 same day credit to use at CVS. 
5. Are you tired of those long waits at your Pediatrician's office for those annual well exams? Tired of answering those same stupid questions about how your kids are developing? Tired of your Pediatrician asking those personal questions about your Family History? Tired of your Pediatrician waiting until you leave the room until they ask your children questions about sex, drugs, sexual orientation and God knows what else? Well come to see us at CVS. We do none of that. Try our 10 by 10 physicals. $10.00 and 10 minutes to get that priceless piece of paper so your child can play football, or soccer, or field hockey. And don't worry. If by some small chance we actually pick up any abnormalities in your child we will try our best to mail a copy of our note from our central office in East Ekvelt, RI to a pediatrician of your choosing within 10 business days. 

What's wrong with that??

Jon Caine, MD

6. And should your child have an adverse reaction to the Z-pack that everyone with a cough is given ($10 CVS coupon if we fail to prescribe the antibiotic of your choice at the time of your visit), never fear. Your child’s pediatrician is under contract to Aetna to provide coverage 24/7/365, and respond to your call within 30 minutes. 
7. In our quest to provide quality healthcare at a reasonable cost, your child’s pediatrician will see a reduction in payment if an antibiotic is prescribed within three days of your child being diagnosed with a cold. Here at CVS/Aetna, we win both ways when that happens: More business for the pharmacy AND a lower medical cost ratio! Our stockholders are thrilled!

Jesse Hackell MD


And…once they are the only health plan in a region, they will rejuvenate shopping centers which have turned to Dave and Busters as their anchor.  There is no room in a CVS for 100 visits/hr, so they will lease all of those struggling store fronts and open up The Thoracic Outlet Mall with stores becoming physician, I mean NP specialty centers like the Hair Transplantary, Bananas Republic Urology, Gourdstoms Neurology, Victoria’s Secret gynecology, and, of course back from the gas chamber, Farts Authority GI group.

Russell Libby, MD


Thanks, guys – you outdid yourselves again!

Budd Shenkin

Sunday, December 10, 2017

Goddamn Surgeons


When I was in practice, we sometimes ran into this situation: our patient needed to be seen by an orthopedic surgeon, and the team at Children's Hospital in Oakland was in great demand. So here was how they triaged who they would see. They assayed the chances that the patient would need surgery – the remunerative part of their practice (although truth to tell, they make so much from their office visits – a couple hundred bucks for five minutes is not unusual – that one wonders.) Anyway, we could always beg as a tactic and sometimes that worked. But then UCSF provided some some competition with a nice female peds orthopod who would see everyone and who tried to err on the side of not operating, we started referring more to her, and magically the Children's Hospital orthopods were more willing to see all of our patients.

Last night I saw my friend Jeff, from our book club, at our friend Norm's birthday party. Jeff had been suffering from a foot condition and had put off surgery for fear that it wouldn't be successful. His pain became unbearable so he had the operation, and happily, it was successful. He even danced at the party, or at least that was what he claimed he was doing; objective observers were split on their interpretations. But the foot looked fine, and he said he is now pain free. It is so great that modern medicine can successfully treat conditions big and small.

“So it went well?” I observed.

“Yup,” he said. “No problems at all. I didn't realize how how big a procedure it would be. I had general anesthesia and I was out for a while. But it's fine.”

“But get this,” he continued. “So I go home and Mary drives me and we pick up the pain meds I was prescribed. They prescribed Percocet, oxycodone plus Tylenol. That's pretty strong stuff. Do you know how many pills they prescribed? 50!

“So the first night I cut one in half and took it. I didn't like it; it made me feel bad, kind of weird. And I was on the phone talking to a friend and Mary said, 'You shouldn't be talking on the phone while you're taking those pills.'

“'Why not? I said. 'Did I sound weird?'

“'Yes, you certainly did,' she said. 'Stay off the phone.'

“So I only took one or two half-pills more, and you know what, just Tylenol seemed to do just as well for me. Why did he prescribe so many pills? I've got 48 and a half pills left, I don't know what to do with them because you're not supposed to flush them. What should I do, sell them? They're very salable. And somebody paid for me to get those pills, even if it wasn't me directly since I'm insured. Why did he do that?  Isn't this what's behind the whole opioid epidemic?  Isn't this the path to heroin?”

Well, yes; indeed, why did he prescribe 50 heavy duty opioids? It doesn't seem reasonable or prudent.

Well, think about our peds ortho friends looking for operations and avoiding office visits. In addition, think about how surgeons are paid for operations; they get a flat fee that includes payment for any office visits for the next 30 days. Clearly, it makes economic sense for them to avoid office visits after the operation is over, or even to avoid troublesome unpaid phone calls to the office. “Up and out, my man!”

From the surgeons' point of view, it obviously makes all the sense in the world to prescribe an ample supply of pain pills. It makes narrow sense, and so many surgeons are themselves so narrow. It's not for nothing that we know their motto to be, “When in doubt, cut it out!” Be decisive, and let's not overthink it, or some would say, let's not just think it through, period.

As I say, goddamn surgeons. Not all of them, but Jeff's, and so many. Where does the opioid epidemic come from? We know it's multipronged, we know that the pharma companies and the Sackler family convinced the medical profession that opioids were more effective than they actually are, and that if taken for pain they are not addictive, which is not true. But everyone knows by this time that this isn't true, and we know that prescribing them in quantity is not only unwise, it is dangerous and IMHO it should be unlawful.

By this time, no surgeons should be doing this. Talk about problems getting information out? Hell, you could read Time magazine and figure this one out. Jeff is not a medical person and he saw the problem immediately, as would any well-informed lay person.  It's not so hard to adjust - after my oral surgery last year my periodontist gave me, what, 5 Percocets or Vicodins in a little packet?

So I say, goddamn surgeons. You can set up new systems, you can pay doctors to do the right thing, you can do lots of things, but in the end you really shouldn't have to. In my disgust, I simply say, “Goddamn surgeons!”

Not that that helps anyone but me.

Budd Shenkin